Random Nothing Podcast

We open explaining why we have been late putting out an episode, Amazon.com. But with that we discuss the benefits of Amazon Prime We discuss things you should not explain to a four year old out of fear of a break down. Jesse brings up my Movember stache. I think it is doing phenomenal all things considered. And while I have not wanted to actually follow through with Movember, it has given me a lot to talk about, so look for that in December. Jesse is shown some instagram love from RazorHater. Then we ponder where hipsters work. Jesse mentions his anniversary photos from the last week. This is when the truth comes out, Jesse is a perma-stache kinda guy. We move to the weekly catch up. As normal I do nothing, but this time it is outside my control. Jesse tells us about his family outing on the links. We discuss Harry Potter “news.” Which isn’t really news. Then I proceed to rant about opening/closing times and BRB notes. Jesse sheds some light on the origins of Black Friday.) And tis the holiday season we discuss why I dislike the whole gift giving idea and the origins of my gift give-away idea. As we talk about giving photos as gifts, Jesse reveals that he has photos of me. Weird Bro! Meanwhile I talk about my uneven ears 🙁 And this week it is back, The If You Could… This week I ask Jesse what kind of sandwich he would be. What about you? What sandwich would you be?

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Episode 28 opens with some light computer talk. We suggest a name change for Apple. I talk about Bonfire Night, here is my picture. Jesse is prepping for a upcoming bow hunt. But the joy stops there as his daughter wants to show him what she ate. We quickly shift from child vomit to dog toys. We find out people really are crazy with the upcoming show, Eaten Alive. Could you do it? Could you succumb to your greatest fear? We change subjects to something a little more farfetched. You have heard of governmental war games, but have your here of these? In the 1980’s the British government wanted to test the theory that psychopaths could run the government. I think maybe some psychopaths concocted the idea. We then talk movies, Hunger Games – Mockingjay, Part 1, Twilight, and Harry Potter. I attempt to restart the If You Could, but derail it quickly. Wu Tang enters the conversation again, maybe the last time…=(ellipsis) And just as it seems that we are finished, Movember. Jesse self identifies as a hipster. Shoes become a topic as does my clothing choices. And on to coffee, those POD coffee makers are awesome.

Burning Man


Bret Michaels


Threads


Black-ish


Crocs

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Episode 26 begins with some knighthood talk. It appears that non-monarchal states can offer such honors as well, so there is a shot for all of us after all. We shift gears to movies. I try to tell Jesse about Charlton Heston star of such films as,
Ben Hur (1959)
, Plante of the Apes (1968), and The Ten Commandments. We move from movies to the dentist. Those crazy dentist always trying to talk to you when your mouth is full. We get onto the topic of hygiene again. It’s like we cant avoid it, some of you people are just good topic starters. So should we shake your hand? Mr. Donald Trump doesn’t do it for these exact reasons, maybe we should follow his lead. Jesse heads down an strange path the the term, “Muff.” Jesse has determined what his Halloween costume will be. While leaving us guessing what he will do with his massive pumpkin. If you are interested in the information on the Wasco Clown, scroll down to the bottom. I discuss conversations you should not have with the new guy, and ways to not leave a first impression. Keep your opinions to yourself. Then it’s on to the movies again with the lackluster Transformers 4 as the topic of discussion. Side note, why are movies so freaking long?

Bring on Movember!

Wasco Clown:


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Childish Gambino, 3005

C. S. Lewis


J.R.R. Tolkien

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Episode 25 starts with pure nonsense. We have been away from the show for some time but that will not stop us! I update everyone as to where I am in the world, while Jesse tries to impersonate someone with a british accent. We talk about driving on the left side of the road. I tell about how one day I nearly killed everyone in the car and how it was completely my wife’s fault. We talk about the new studio for half the Random Nothing Podcast. Yes there is a purpose for the large desk, plus it was cheap. Jesse suggest that glasses make you smart, I agree. Also, those with glasses are looking into the glass house. You have been lied to about Curious George, The Man In The Yellow Hat Has No Name. Here you go the reference to the study about voice in your head. Somehow Jesse nearly picks my drink of choice at Starbuck’s, the hot water with ice. We talk about deja vu and the craziness behind the concept. So after we talk about my stuff for 20 minutes I as Jesse how he is. Jesse explains that he just wants fall/winter to be here already. And boy is it good, it appears as if the roles have reversed and he’s now the boring one! LOL! Jesse is excited for Halloween, his fav. The movie Annebelle is mentioned. We learn that Jesse is afraid of scary movies and neither one of us is seeing this movie. Jesse has Halloween I have Guy Fox Day. Bring on the fireworks! Then we talk about haunted houses and all they they offer. If you are into that kind of thing go check out McKamey Manor, good luck. I suggest an alternative to the haunted house, neon colors and clowns, however that may be just as scary. Dont believe us, check out the Wasco Clown for yourself. We shift topics to something less terrifying, but just as scary, bathroom hygiene. We also discussed this on Episode 16 if you want to check out what we talk about then. Stick figure families are once again a topic, even Jerry Seinfeld hates the stick figure family. And I guess after all those years of living in California, thinking ferrets are allowed, they aren’t. I begin to wonder what the internet actually is after I over hear a conversation.

Baguette

V for Vendetta

American Psycho

American Psycho Bone Scene

I’m All About that Bass, Meghan Trainor

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Episode 24 opens with angry typing. Jesse ponders why our societies has an inability to talk to one another and the possibility of just screwing with everyone. We talk about the voices in our heads and what they really sound like. My neighbor joins the podcast as a special guest.

Jesse introduces me to the most popular girls in school. And apparently I’m “judgy.“ Jesse wants to be a voice for an animated character, I think he could do it. We talk about birthday fun. I tell my birthday experience at Farrell’s. Casey Anthony returns to the conversation. And on a second go, maybe we should watch her 24/7, it would be safer for everyone if we did. The death penalty comes up, i make mention of Ohio’s botched execution.. We talk about a show neither of us can actually watch, Vice. So if you have it let us know if it is any good. Tattoos enter the conversation. If you cant tell, we like tattoos.

This week’s If You Could is interrupted by thoughts in Jesse’s head.

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Episode 23

Man has it been a long time since we recorded, like three weeks. We are behind the times. We open with some what going on and that’s vacation. And the worst part is the suitcase I live out of. Flying becomes a topic, we talk about pet peeves on a plane, cell phone use, and what the best seat is. Then Jesse describes his “near crash” flight.

We find out Jesse is a promoter of things. And even while I am in California I still do nothing, I need to work on this. Jesse is away in Florida, but tells us how much fun he has been having or not having. Honestly, how much fun can getting a ticket be? And why speed limits make no sense at times. Youtube videos make their way on and we talk about the Sweat it, To Got It, Featuring Payton Manning and Misery Bear. Jesse finds an article that should have stayed in the deep bowels of the internet about Casey Anthony. How is Swatting a fad? I guess this kid found out the hard way that it wasn’t a good idea after all. We move to spanking, where I stand corrected, spanking is allowed in California. We can’t get enough Hipster Art, so enjoy it with us.

The Fitness Challenge is at a stand still because Jesse was gone for two weeks eating like crap. I say sucks for him. We move to the upcoming Football season and talk about how the Broncos aren’t going to make it. Then Jesse gets yelled at. Do I have to have a football team? If so, what team can I pick. Jesse suggest I pick the Chargers, I’m not so sure. Apparently jesse believes that I bedazzle my satchel in my spare time, while being made fun of my wallet proto type. All the while, Jesse doesn’t know what a Pee Chee is.

Smooth Criminal, Michael Jackson

Ice Bucket Challenge

#jtrav

Burning Man

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Episode 22

Please note: we are at the mercy of the medium we use. Once we figure it out, the quality of the shows will improve.

Jesse starts by telling us about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. And I feel as if we have some deja vu talking about Megan Fox. We transition to our guest, Scott Monson, of Deep Blue Long Beach. Scott explains some is background and what makes him qualified. He suggest that diving has zen like qualities. I could see it. Scott then gives us some of his best experiences during his diving trips. As the conversation progresses we move into Jesse’s fear of sharks. (Here is an “article” about shark attacks, take it for what it’s worth.) The total number of shark “attacks” may surprise you.

Eventually, some how, Scott adds Jesse to his bucket list.

We end the conversation with Scott and continue with some banter of our own. Jesse enlightens me about the Cookie Cutter shark and Zombie Sharks, all while warming up to the idea of going scuba diving. Way to go Jesse!

Jesse gives us some of his Grandfather’s acronyms. I offer a suggestion to why old people have no filters. Kids are just as bad as old people, can’t rule them out either. And it wouldn’t be an episode of the Random Nothing Podcast without a failed attempt at a joke, at my expense.

Lucy

My comfortable pants

Little Leauge World Series

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Episode 21.

What is up with those stick figure family stickers? And the stickers that make fun of those stickers. And as it seems the norm, we discuss tv shows. First, I bash the The Quest, then I suggest that Raising Hope isn’t worth anyones time. Eventually I finish it off with Manhattan.

Shark Week begins on the 11th of August. Jesse suggest that dumb movies should never air, like Sharknado. I throw out one as well, Snakes on a Plane

Jesse and I start a bucket list. Do you have a bucket list? I started mine at Bucketlist.org Jesse on his Notes App. And for a couple of guys who like baseball, you think we would know the number of teams in the league…

Jesse bring this weeks if you could, which really isn’t an if you could, so it doesn’t count. But here is the question this week, if you had the choice to choose either being deaf or blind, which one would you choose? Jesse then wondering what the likelihood fo a blind individual dreaming in color is. I offer my answer. And of course I open my big mouth, Helen Keller is not Lizzie Borden. And what is it with all these nursery rhymes that involve death or horrendous events? Do I have a problem? You can’t have too many domains right? I make a mockery of my daughter’s name, She’ll thank me later. Jesse then finally comes to the realization that I am funny, at least in my own strange way.

Transformers
Megan Fox
TMNT
Slave/Master term
Clayton Kershaw
Nolan Ryan
Randy Johnson

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Episode 20 starts right off with my tell of skydiving. I cant recommend it, but if it is your thing by all means go for it. Ok story telling time with Matt is over. Jesse suggest that he fell victim to the infamous Meriod.

I tend to think it’s him just being moody. Then I get lectured over my lucky pants. We educate you, the listeners, on lawn design. You’re welcome. Jesse brings up a reality TV show that he wants to get on, The Quest. But Im thinking that the Amazing Race is more our style. I bring up birthday months. What exactly is it and why do you need a month? Stick to a day yo!

There is a glitch in the matrix, we have a laugh about it. I then bring up a conversation that I have over the weekend, only to talk talk about it. Talk about self-control! I then go into a rant about national news outlets, sorry.

Meanwhile in Russia, giant sections of the earth are falling in on its self Then I take us down a path of fantasy baseball, where there are no winners. Jesse then ask me what care I would get is i could, of course I change my answer. Eventually we divert to truck talk and the prioce of the new F-150.

Jesse provides some feedback to the show. Thanks for that by the way. If you have more, let us know. This is they only way we can make the show better.

Adjustment Bureau

George Bush Sr. Skydiving

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